Thursday, May 8, 2008

In the words of Andrew

Andrew to Mommy: Pretend I Spiderman and your...
Mommy: A beautiful queen?
Andrew: No? You're the big green ugly monster, this stick (picks up a stick from the yard) is the queen.
Mommy. Oh. (sigh) Alright...

Andrew to Clee's bus driver: Do you go poo in your Power Rangers underwear?
Clee's bus driver to me: What did he say?
Andrew interrupts: I said, Do? You? Go? Poo?.... In. Your. Power Rangers.
Unnnddderrrwearr?!
Mommy: I'm so sorry!
Clee's bus driver: Oh it's fine dear... No,  I haven't done that in a long time.
Andrew to the bus driver: Well actually (yes, he uses the word "actually"), I almost did...
This was one of those awkward moments for yours truly.

Andrew to Daddy: Hey Daddy, Mommy wants you to take the trash to the side walk.
Daddy mumbles something Mommy can't hear well enough to understand.
Andrew to Mommy: He's resting, ok Mommy! He'll do it when he feels like it. Maybe he'll do it after the big truck comes...




5 comments:

Grandma Gerri said...

I have soooo missed the words of Andrew. what say ye?
He makes my day!

Mexicutioner's Mom said...

three in one! bonus!

Tice said...

nice!

Amanda said...

These are so funny....you should have a daily "in the words of Andrew" I'm sure he is non-stop attitude!

Grandma Gerri said...

I totally agree with Amanda!!!