Friday, May 30, 2008

This really should embarrass me, but...

I was at GNC today purchasing some melatonin when the sales clerk said this to me...
Sales clerk: What a lovely beauty mark you have on your upper lip. I bet you get complements like that all the time. 
Now, that would be a super nice complement... if this so called "beauty mark" she was speaking of was really a beauty mark. 
You see... I have this huge no wait, humongous zit on my upper lip. 
You know, the kind that hurts when you talk? Yea... that kind. 
Anywho, I just smiled at the sales clerk and said "Awe, thank you." and took my melatonin and left. Why embarrass us both right?


Look at it. This thing is enormous!!! I still don't know how she could have mistaken it for a beauty mark. 
Maybe a beauty mark on steroids, but even then have you seen a red beauty mark? 

Uh... why did I just confess to all of this? 
I take it back.
 No zit here. 
It is a big, beautiful, red, beauty mark and I. Look. Fabulous.
 Yea, I'm lookin' good with my big, red humongous zit, oh, I mean beauty mark...

Don't you wish you had one?

9 comments:

Tice said...

I luv that story. I heart it, in fact. And I'm totally diggin' your "Come hither" look in that last picture. :)

Grandma Gerri said...

lol, my sides are aching

Karen said...

I've got a "beauty mark" on my chin. I'm pretty sure no one would call it that though. You look gorgeous even with your "humongous" zit. I don't feel bad for you! (And how the crap do you still look 18 after 3 kids???)

april said...

ok, i left a comment here earlier and didn't save it. now i can't remember what it was, but i'm sure it as great.

Lori, Lorelei, Lore said...

Natalie, I'm dying here. I can't breathe and you know where that gets me! Yes, the honking caugh. Anyway, that last picture...you look a little like one of those pop singers, you know I'm not good with names, hold on I'll be back.

Lori, Lorelei, Lore said...

Mariah Carey, but thinner! I feel so much better.

natalie said...

@ Lori-But I love the sound of your honking cough, it's the best!

Amanda said...

you are a hottie. beauty mark and all!

he was totally trying to pick up on you.

Lori, Lorelei, Lore said...

what zit ? oh well beatiful beauty mark caroline here