Monday, May 18, 2009

if you need an ego boost, then going to the GNC is not for you

Lets set the scene, shall we? Me. Inside of the GNC located in the fancier mall of the dirty south. Purchasing beloved Melatonin.

GNC clerk: I'm gonna need to see your ID.

Me: Oh okay. 
{as I go fishing in my purse for my wallet, he says this}

GNC clerk: Yeah. They want us to start checking IDs to make sure the buyer is over 21.

I hand over my ID. He looks at it, and says this:

GNC jerk...I mean clerk: Whoa! You're old!! 

Bad hair, cheap mens cologne smelling boy, say what??? 

Me: Well then. Have a good night. 

You heard it here first, folks. 27 {soon to be 28} is the new 80. Nice. 

5 comments:

Sally Sirmans said...

Negative Natalie: I think what he meant was *Wow you look 18!! You are so very youthful. I never suspected you to be 27!?! I thought I was going to have to call the cops to arrest you for try to sedate random young children who obviously can't be your own. *

Am I right or am I right or am I right?

Nom nom

Brittany said...

So that makes me about 77. Whoa.

Tice said...

I second what Sally said. Gurl, you don't look a day over 18.

Grandma Gerri said...

I have to agree with Sally and Tice on this I think he was trying to pay you a complement. I agree he's not very good at it.

Meg said...

I am a fan of Melatonin. We are BFF's.