Monday, June 1, 2009


Mother, may I have a word with you?

Oh. It's on... Bring it sista. 

Oh, you didn't see me because I had my invisible lotion on.

Crime means: when you need to take a shower.  {win!}

Well this is ridiculous. 

Ridiculous means: when I don't like what's going on. 

I feel so free when I have no clothes on. Maybe it's because I'm more free to move around and relax...


Tice said...

Ha. Srsly. I don't know where you found this child.

Grandma Gerri said...

Andrew you are such a Hoot! gotta have my Andrewisms keep em commin.