Friday, June 5, 2009

the things I hear when they think I'm sleeping


Andrew: ... but I want to play the wii, Emme.

Emme: I know. I know. Just hold on.

Andrew: Emm...ee!!

Emme: Zip it for a sec, k?

Andrew: Zip what?

Emme: Your. Mouth.

Andrew: Uh Emme, I don't have a zipper on my mouth so...

Emme: Oh my word. I meant keep your mouth shut.

Andrew: And a zipper can do that? Yeah right. How do you think I'm going to get a zipper on my mouth? Huh, Emme? It's not like I can't unzip the zipper...

Emme:  {talking under her breath} Oh my word. This conversation is going nowhere... fast. 

Andrew: Where we going? Zippers? Can you just turn on the wii? 

3 comments:

Tice said...

Ha. Classic Emme and Andrew.

Grandma Gerri said...

I can't breath I'm laughing to hard.

The Sanders Family said...

They are too funny! Can't wait to play. My kids want to eat lunch at East High with yours while your here.